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Voice Post [24 Oct 2007|02:57pm]
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“Hey thanks for working in my LiveJournal. I'm ___ this journal is now closed. Because I lost password ___. So if you're interested in reading more worn I have to say throughout my call recud(?) and beyond. Check out my live journals at chm53.livejournal.com. Once again C as in Charlie H M as in Mary 53 at livejournal.com(?) That is address to check out. So thanks for reading. Hope you enjoyed it and we'll see you on the new blok(?).”

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Voice Post [09 Oct 2007|02:19pm]
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[29 Jan 2006|01:14pm]
Please.

I'm calling a truce.

You all leave me the fuck alone and I'll leave you all the fuck alone.

Just fucking drop it already.
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[25 Jan 2006|09:33pm]
HUGE LJ-Cut. Ha-ha!
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[08 Jan 2006|07:35pm]
IF YOU ARE PART OF THE RENT COVER CD PLEASE ADD THIS LINK TO YOUR FRIENDS PAGE!!! It'll make things a lot easier for scheduling, etc... please pass this on to anyone you know who does not read LJ!!!

http://www.livejournal.com/community/snbrn_rentheads/
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[09 Dec 2005|02:27pm]
For those who didn't already know, all carolling that was supposed to happen tomorrow has been cancelled due to lack of rehearsal time. We will still be carolling next week. PLEASE pass the information along to all band and chorus members.
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[22 Jun 2005|06:44am]
Comment to be added
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[14 Apr 2005|07:16pm]
Due to circumstances beyond Carl's control he will not be using LiveJournal or this computer for some time.
If you choose to get in touch with him you can always use an old fashion telephone.

Thanks,
A proud mother!!
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[12 Apr 2005|06:36pm]
Beware: Vulgar Joke )
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[12 Apr 2005|05:32pm]
SNOW?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

*Sighs* at this rate I'll be squeezing myself into Larissa's suitcase for her trip to Florida.
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[09 Apr 2005|12:42pm]
(THIS SONG FITS SO WELL)

Barenaked Ladies - "Life In A Nutshell"

When she was three
Her Barbies always did it on the first date
Now she's with me,
There's never any need for them to demonstrate

She's like a baby, I'm like a cat;
When we are happy, we both get fat and still
It's never enough, It's never enough,
It's never enough

So I don't tend to worry 'bout the things that other people say
And I'm learning that I wouldn't want it any other way
Call me crazy but it really doesn't matter
All that matters to me is she

Her life in a nutshell
No way would she want it to change me
It's not that easy 'cause
My time is often decided for me
For me

She memorized every pencil crayon color in the box
Her blue-green eyes complement the burnt sienna in her locks
She's at the movies, I'm on the phone;
When we're separated, we're never alone, but still
It's never enough, It's never enough,
No it's never enough

So I don't tend to worry 'bout the things that other people say
And I'm learning that I wouldn't want it any other way
Call me crazy but it really doesn't matter
All that matters to me is she

Her life in a nutshell
No way would she want it to change me
It's not that easy 'cause
My time is often decided for me
For me

I fell down with no one there to catch me from falling
Then she came 'round
And only her tenderness stopped me from bawling my eyes out
I'm OK, and that's why

Her life in a nutshell
No way would she ever want it to change me
It's not that easy 'cause
My time is often decided for me
For me

And I don't tend to worry 'bout the things that other people say
And I'm learning that I wouldn't want it any other way
Call me crazy but it really doesn't matter
All that matters to me is she
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[06 Apr 2005|03:06pm]
If anyone out there --- ANYONE --- has ANY problem with my swearing in this journal, and BE HONEST, speak now or forever hold your peace. Parents if you are reading your kids' friends page and see this message please comment. Except you, Mom. I've already heard your side of it. I'm looking for other opinions on this one.
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[06 Apr 2005|12:15pm]
Blah. I hate American studies and in geometry the one day that i forgot my compass and protractor we used them. So I had to use a shitty-ass one that Quinn gave me. And in chorus we got nothing done so now im going to go get frustrated as fuck in band because i cant play the fucking song that we are working on. Bye.
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[04 Apr 2005|08:22pm]
I am going to be a godfather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-D

Read: I said GODfather. No misconceptions please. LOL.
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[04 Apr 2005|02:00pm]
[ mood | Shitty ]
[ music | Mikey G.'s Puking in the Tent Story ]

So yep today has been pretty shitty. First of all, it's Monday. Second of all, my internal clock is still an hour back so my body thinks I woke up at 4:45 this morning. American Studies sucked, one of my best friends is really depressed and I wish I could help her but I can't, then in 2nd block I received some information that I can't release to anyone but it kind of freaked me out. Third block sucked because we spent like 20 minutes doing nothing and then 25 singing a song that I refuse to sing because I don't agree with our chorus singing it, because the entire song is a religious hymn and not to mention we sang it last year. Then in band I had to hit ball-grabbing high notes on my bass clarinet and I ended up just making farting noises with my instrument for the entire block. In drama we're all sitting and making fun of each other with really low blows and pissing each other off. Fun, fun. And now it looks like there's a storm coming. And I have homework. I'm going to have to go home and talk to Larissa forever to make my day just that much better. And now I'm listening to a story about puking while camping. Fun. Fun, fun, fun, *vomit*.

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[04 Apr 2005|01:54pm]
I seriously want to apologize for the pie eating contest comment that I made in my "My Day With My Girlfriend" post. I wasn't thinking straight when I wrote it and didn't realize it would offend anyone. I have bleeped out the offensive words and removed all comments that referenced it. Thank you for your understanding.

~Carl
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[03 Apr 2005|12:27pm]

I just looked at the bottom of my iTunes library, where it shows you how many tracks, how long it would take to play all of them, and the total size... This is hilarious.

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[30 Mar 2005|07:27am]
Today is the time every week that I get to write to my LiveJournal in the morning, but I don't have much time, but I feel like writing a really long entry, so I'm going to have to type fast and therefore it'll be all stream-of-consciousness and most of it will be a run-on so don't mind me. So yep, a hint: Gene Simmons. Or however you spell it. Think about it. Because I don't feel like coming out and saying it. All right. Well, so yep... boring night last night, after I got home that is, talked to a couple of people online and then took a shower and then went up to my room, watched an OK episode of "Whose Line" and then a re-run of "Family Guy" that I've seen like 3 times already... damn, I was in the mood for a good laugh that I haven't had before. Well where the hell is Kevin, he is supposed to be in my advisory and he is normally here by now... Nope, he's uh, definitely not here. Well I'm going to the middle school for their dress rehearsal as soon as school gets out today, I'm going to have to take another bus though, mine doesn't go down there... Oh, there's Kevin now.... a little late, are we? LOL. Usually he's here before I am... well anyway I'd better go, Advisory is about to start and we're going to see some stupid football presentation... God do we EVER have a NORMAL advisory anymore? Why don't they ever take time out of an actual class period anymore? They think that our personal time to discuss with our friends and advisors, our 40 minutes a week, are better times for assemblies that no one pays attention to?

FUCK THAT.
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[29 Mar 2005|08:24pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

To everyone who was at or in the concert: I want to apologize for my part in the screwing up of the end of "Flourish for Wind Band." Don't know whether I was the ringleader or just a follower in that but had I been counting correctly I probably could have helped in saving it.

Other than that, it was a good night. Yep. Good night.

So Larissa came over before the concert. Haha, good times... Larissa you really need to learn that as good as Spaghetti sauce tastes, it's better INSIDE the meatball sub... haha Double Dare tapes, my dog's table manners... all of these are inside jokes that only Larissa and I will get, and unfortunately Larissa currently has no Internet access so she won't be reading this any time soon... lol. Well, let's just say I got something I wasn't expecting, both on the car ride to the concert and when her mom came to pick her up after the concert... and I was so happy to have finally gotten it. I'll leave you all in the dark for now, maybe I'll tell you what it was later on.

And just to clear the rumours now before they start, yes, I am still a virgin, so that's not the route you want to take when filling in the above blank. (I know that could have killed many jokes that you guys were planning on leaving in my comments but keeping in mind that my parents read this I think we could do without them... lol.

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